One liners to get laid. 24 Funny One 2019-02-09

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Please avoid building trails that go uphill. Take a hot bath and wait for me in bed. My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9. . She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

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one liners to get laid

Postal Service has announced some radical changes to help the struggling department. . I put a new engine in my car, but I didn't take the other one out. But I’ve found that a few smaller countries are neutral. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. .

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The Best And Funniest One

one liners to get laid

At the bottom of the application where it says sign here she put Sagittarius. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Because he has such yuuuuge fans! If nothing was learned, nothing was taught. . Because she would have to move into a smaller house.

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Donald Trump : Best Jokes and One

one liners to get laid

I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. If you go to a bookstore and ask them where the 'Self-Help' section is, would that defeat the purpose? I used to be a narrator for bad mimes. The only reason Donald Trump cares about the popular vote and claims millions of illegals voted is because it has the word popular in it. Have you seen the Clint Eastwood film about Donald Trump? The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Back door to cafeteria Barium. I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

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Cheesy One Liners Can Get You Laid (A Trilogy by Park Jinyoung)

one liners to get laid

Whenever Donald Trump says something bad, he gets more supporters. What do you call the Michael Moore film about Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Joe Arpaio? It's possible to lead a cow upstairs. Now beam down my clothes. Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people. I went to a museum that had all the heads and arms from the statues in all the other museums.

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50+ Painfully Funny One Liners

one liners to get laid

Until you hire a lawyer. I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it. I have a map of the U. Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Too much yardage between the goal posts.

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Cheesy One Liners Can Get You Laid (A Trilogy by Park Jinyoung)

one liners to get laid

Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


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one liners to get laid

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. I like to reminisce with people I don't know. I want to be in it. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! Because, dayummmm, I crave you all the time, but feel sad and bloated afterwards. I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays. And of course everyone has his own personal favorites, no matter how obscure.

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