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These jokes are short but they will make people laugh for a long time. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. A: He got tired Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? He found Alf at his bungalow in Huddersfield stripping the wallpaper from the dining room. Make me one with everything.
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