What fish is the best fighter? A: It's the one rated Arrrr! Q: What kind of flower doesn't sleep at night? Did you hear about the injured vegetable? In earlier episodes, a few dirtier jokes got through, but as the series started getting more popular, we made sure to make it cleaner, or we just cut them. Man that's Ludacris I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. Q: What's taken before you get it? A: Fish and ships Q: I can run but not walk, have a mouth but can't talk, and a bed, but I do not sleep. Where do you want this he asks. Dad: Doctor I think I have 5 legs. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
One thing is known, they are extremely easy to remember and that could be the reason why all the dads have them as their repertoire. We love posting family friendly comedy skits, compilation videos, food challenges, house vlogs, Amazing Vacations and Road Trips! Son: yeah, why is that? And the ultimate Dad joke experience. Where does batman go to the bathroom? There will be no coffin at his funeral. Today I gave my dead batteries away. Q: How do fathers exercise on the beach? A: A screw driver Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: To the Baa Baa shop! Why do the French eat snails? A: Because he couldn't find a date! Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? A: To get a root canal. A: He took his wife for granite so she left him Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? A tomato in an elevator 30.
All I wanted was one night stand. Just pop it in the corner was the reply. Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a typhoon? I picked up a complimentary set of headphones on the way onto the plane. She was sick of all the dramas. A Dad joke is an embarrassingly bad joke, often read through the eyes of a dads lack of comedy. What do you call bears with no ears? Q: What has one horn and gives milk A: A milk truck.
A: They take the psycho path. A: Tu-lips two-lips Q: What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney? You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? A: They eat whatever bugs them Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A: Because he wanted to work over-time! Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? But I forgot the punch line. You must be or have bin every fathers dream. An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: the alpha bet Q. A: Because he was koala-fied. A: A waist of time Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? It was the best damn program I have ever seen.
A: We make perfect cents. Q: Did you hear about the monster with five legs? Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: He wanted to get to the bottom. Yo daddy so hairy Bigfoot is takes his picture! If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily. My roommate told me my clothes look gay. What happens if you drop your iPhone and iPad in the water? Q: What do you call a window that raps? Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school? My Dad disguised himself as a petrol bowser.
Click Here To Join The Family! Q: What do you call a house that likes food? My next poop could spell disaster. Q: What did the man say to the wall? I will attach you name to the jokes as a thank you. A: Because you dribble on the floor! A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean? A: Neither, they both weigh a ton! Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great! My dad is a gynecologist. Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? What would you call a camel that has no hump? Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
I have to make every second count. A: hill-arious Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? A: A Mer-Maid Q: Whens the best time to go to the dentist? Fat Kid: The lunch bell Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch? Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Me: Did you get a haircut? A: His trousers fit him like a glove. Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? A: Because his friend said dinner is on me. Q: What do you call a horse that can't lose a race? Instead, they keep going, showing crack-up after crack-up. A: Nacho Cheese Q: What streets do ghosts haunt? A: Through the World Wide Web. Because he was on duty.
Yo daddy so dumb he ran into a park car! Yo daddy no longer finds her attractive and its destroying their marriage. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Q: What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it? Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers? Because they're so good at it. Q: Why can't a leopard hide? A: When you're eating a watermelon! A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! You stay here, I'll go on a head! Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: Drop him a line! Q: Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie? But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Q: Why did the belt get arrested? Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? I called him a homosexual and he chased me wit his man purse. Call the Police Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: Trouble Q: Did you hear about the guy who died when an axe fell on him? Q: Did you hear about the paper boy? We really need to raise the bar. But it ended up on Good Morning America.
Q: What do you call a crushed angle? Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry? Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? A: Because then it would be a foot! Ollie has a vision and with the help of his loyal team he'll see it done. Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary? I found out I was colour blind today. A: You are to little to smoke! A: Because his dad was in a jam! From the jokers over at. A: A-Dell Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? A: because it was rated arrrrr Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? These jokes are famous for being embarrassing for kids, because dads always tells them when all the friends are around. Pull the pin and throw it back.